Twat relief!

First, you need to go here so you know what im talking about....


Done? Ok... So you know why we are cross and disappointed, i try to make a point of disagreeing with @Nickie72 at every given opportunity, ya know, just to help keep her grounded. Im a giver like that.
But this time i couldnt help but agree, its a bit of an insult really to whoever wins the bidding. When i had @brendan_sheerin, @dildo_bob and best of all (and this one had me squealing for days) @TheBloggess - people i consider to be proper celebs- follow me of their own volition it seriously made my day! Why on earth would you want a fake version of that, one which you had to PAY for!?


Anyway, my Twat Relief nominee....   


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The Twitter fail whale!


No, not the picture that comes up when twitter is broken, the person using that name for their twitter profile.


I liked him to start with, he seemed funny. Then i was a bit meh and less impressed. Then i was tolerating him and his so called humour. Now he is unfollowed and with gems like these you'll soon see why ......


'I always know when a girl is pregnant.. It's only time she has anything nice to say about her Baby Daddy on Facebook.'


'Somewhere in the world a dumb b*tch is mad that they made an iPad but didn't make any iTampons.'


'If having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway' and 'If she has a tattoo that says "Enter At Your Own Risk" on her ass' all for the woman affirming 'She'sAHo' hashtag.


These are just a few choice examples, but im sure you'll get my point. The twitter whale (or is it twatter today?) is a sexist, misogynist insult to the mammal kingdom.


In my opinion 3)


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